Me when I see a fat ass
every girl can relate to this okay
BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED
I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.
Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.
Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy
ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE
Still trying to convince myself I’m not a horrible person
Words cannot fully describe how tired I am of life.
It’s going to get better..
"somewhere between you aint shit and i still think about ya"
Just keep going. No feeling is final.
|—||Rainer Maria Rilke, The Book of Hours (via larmoyante)|
And I learned ‘You deserve better’
was sometimes no more
than a synonym for ‘I don’t want to hurt you,
and I want you to be happy,
but I don’t love you anymore.
|—||Beau Taplin, You Deserve Better (via larmoyante)|
|—||Allie Brosh, Hyperbole and a Half (via sin-tra)|